Excerpts from My New Screenplay

FADE IN:

INT. CHEIF ABAYOMI'S DINNING DAY

An excited Chief Abayomi who already has his mouth filled, dissects a piece of Turkey vigorously. On the  Plasma TV hanging on the wall not too far away, clips from his party's political procession that held earlier are being replayed.

CHEIF ABAYOMI
Honey you needed to see the crowd

Gulps a glass of red wine to wash down the contents in his oesophagus

CHEIF ABAYOMI
(cont'd)
I swear I feel like the governor already.

As he babbles on, we notice the feet of a lady sneaking up behind him...as she gets closer we notice she has a pestle which she cradles.

Chief Abayomi turns to see TOKE, 30s, with the pestle raised above her head...

CHEIF ABAYOMI
(petried)
Toke..what's going on?

SMASH!!! She let's the pestle swing down across his face sending him down crashing a set of fanciful ceramic plates nearby

Before Abayomi can regain his composure and return to his feet. SMASH!!! The pestle swings across again behind his head...The swing is repeated till Abayomi lies motionless in a pool of his own blood.

OVERBLACK: (The screen goes DARK...for 2 seconds)

We hear a voice calling Toke...Toke jerks back into REALITY, Where she is seated across from Abayomi at the dinning. Her food is untouched

CHEIF ABAYOMI
What's wrong?

TOKE
I am fine!

CHEIF ABAYOMI
No you are not. You've been a shadow of yourself since I stepped in. You didn't hear any of the things I said in the last minute. Is it Sharon?

Toke pauses for a while and stares at him intensely...

TOKE
Sharon, she would be fine. We would all be fine. I need some water.

Toke stands, ignoring the jug of water on the table and walks over to the bar nearby. Where she pours herself a glass full of whiskey...which she downs in seconds

CHEIF ABAYOMI
That's whiskey! Not water and you shouldn't be drinking it such large quantities.

TOKE
Wow I didn't notice...it sure tastes like water.

CHEIF ABAYOMI
Toke you are acting strange! We are suppose to be celebrating.

TOKE
Yes of course. Now I'm in the mood.

She returns to her sit...As she pours her self another glass of whiskey...

TOKE
(cont'd)
To me as the First lady and You as governor...

Stretching forth her glass...

TOKE
(cont'd)
Cheers!!!

GAS LAW FOR DUMMIES

a lot of secondary school students struggle with memorizing the gas laws, but once you recall the general gas equation, you are good to go.

the general gas equation:

 = = K

this equation was derived by combining Charles's and Boyles's law.

Charles's law:

 = = K

=K

V = TK

Charles's law states that the VOLUME of a given mass of gas is directly proportional to it's given TEMPERATURE, provided the pressure remains constant.

Boyles's law:

P₁V₁ = P₂V₂ =K

P₂V₂=K

V=

V

Boyles's law states that the VOLUME of a given mass of gas is directly proportional to it's given PRESSURE, provided the temperature remains constant.

to be continued!!!

THE DIARY OF A STUPID FRIEND

                       

As I lay here on my sofa, nursing my wounds. You know those kinds that seem like they would never heal? Addictions! Those stuffs you know are bad for you and you should leave... But each time you try, your strength fails you. Yes, you got addicted to the wrong person. So as I sit here contemplating my predicament, over there standing three feet away from me in my living room, excited for no sane reason, smiling showing all thirty four dentition, is... You guessed right! My STUPID FRIEND.  Cursed with great dexterity when it comes to playing the piano, and blessed with the most horrendous voice on earth. Even don jazzy sounds better! Makes me wonder what was going through the mind of his Creator on the day he was created.  He knows music but when he sings, I hate music. But come to think of it, stupid friends like these are the ones that make our lives beautiful. At those solemn moment when your heart sneaks away from the presence of common sense, in search of those who take you for granted or aren't  meant for you. Stupid friends like these are the ones who offer you their shoulders to constantly drench in your tears. And even when they give into the temptation of saying, "But I told you", They say it in the most suiting manner ever. And when the laugh at your predicament, they do it in such away that even you, find the whole thing funny! They stay still and listen as you repeat your chronicles of heart break over and over again.
This is in honour of all the stupid friends out there!